The Burning Man festival, a prominent artistic and countercultural event that draws tens of thousands of people to the Nevada desert annually, is in danger of cancellation this week because “no one had their shit together enough to even make it,” organizers said Tuesday.
“Jesus Christ, this is pathetic,” said event coordinator Ethan Moon as he angrily gestured toward the empty Black Rock Desert basin expanse, known as the playa. “We’ve been promoting this thing all year. You can’t start panhandling quarters for gas the week before the festival and expect to make it here in time, man.”
Moon listed some of the most common no-show excuses, among them oversleeping, forgetting to request time off work, faulty van-borrowing arrangements, a shortage of ochre body-paint, and the last-minute realization that transportation to the Burning Man festival requires money.