A couple items from the San Jose Mercury News police blotter that caught my attention:

Mountain View: Suspicious circumstances

A man said four women in a vehicle stopped and asked him for money, then drove off with his wallet about 12:45 a.m. Monday. He said, after failing to provide suspect or vehicle descriptions, that he had consumed about 12 beers.

Maybe it was a roving gang of Exile Barbies.

Atherton: Town Ordinance

Two boys were reported to be soliciting donations for their soccer team about 1:45 pm. on Parker Street.

I just hope they weren’t later robbed by four women in a vehicle….