Could you guys stop being so, like, uncomfortably not-quite-any-longer satirical?
Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
After decades of antagonism between the two global powers, the U.S. has officially severed relations with Them, Bush administration officials announced Tuesday. [from The Onion]
America set to torpedo trade talks
Fears are growing that the United States could effectively walk away from crucial trade talks in the Mexican resort of Cancun aimed at solving the deepening economic and social crisis afflicting billions of the world’s poorest people. [from The Guardian Online]
Time to go to bed….