Not as elegant as Ellen Ullman’s thoughts on the same, but still…

Ex-Girlfriend Playing Virtua Fighter With Some Other Guy Now

SOUTH HADLEY FALLS, MAArea resident Troy Zuniga, 27, is troubled by the idea of his ex-girlfriend Chrissy Baker playing Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution with someone new, Zuniga reported Tuesday….

“Virtua Fighter was our game,” Zuniga said. “Sometimes, we’d trade off the controller and work our way through the levels. We had our own special, shared save file. We made such a great team….”

Zuniga’s friend Zoe Flagler said she believes that he will pull out of his depression.

“This will pass,” Flagler said. “True, it’s going to take some time for him to rid his memory card of the scores saved under her name. You know, he can’t just erase what they had together, because if he did that, he’d lose his characters’ identities, too. But in the end, Troy is better off without Chrissy. She used to control him, just like she controlled Pai Chan.”

[from The Onion]