From The Onion:

Mom Finds Out About Blog

MINNEAPOLIS, MNIn a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as “horrifying,” Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog….

“She’s going to know exactly who I hang out with, where I go, and what I spend my time doing on a daily basis. I am so in hell right now…. She’ll have access to not only my life, but the lives of all my friends who have web sites. She’ll have the names of all the places in Minneapolis where we hang out, which she canand willlook up. With the raw materials in my blog, she could actually construct an accurate picture of who I am. This is [expletive deleted] serious.”

It’s every blogger’s worst nightmare.