Previously, I was getting spam that claimed I was a money-laundering child pornographer. Now, apparently I’m– well, I’m not sure what:

Travel and fly on planes under any name!

Get job at preschool if convicted molester!

(This is not spam. You signed up as Arab decent person looking for new identity information for new mission.)

This from a company that says they “specialize in spam and child porn hosting.” It’s so weird.