For those who need some help about how to be a bad graduate student. I especially like “Come to graduate school only because it allows you to postpone your entry to the real world.” Boy, I feel sorry for them.

Hey, wait a minute….

And here’s advice about how to be a good one.

[via Jason Hong]

[To the tune of Marvin Gaye, “Flyin’ high,” from the album What’s going on.]