This from The Guardian:

Microsoft has reduced the first five books of Homer’s Illiad from 37,000 words to 32 lines of text-speak. The lines, “Sing, goddess, of the accursed anger of Achilles, son of Peleus, which brought uncounted anguish on the Achaeans”, are rendered: “Wot hapnd when Agamemnon n Achilles had a barny?”

[To the tune of Asia, “Sole Survivour,” from the album Asia.]