I got this piece of spam today:
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But if there’s no hassle in getting a graduate degree, what’s the point? That’s how you know they’re valuable, right?
All that fighting the administrators in the graduate office, re-jiggering your schedule because some key class you need isn’t being offered because a professor decided not to teach it, performing miracles with your finances– that’s how you know you got something out of graduate school!
[To the tune of Bread, “Guitar Man,” from the album Anthology of Bread.]