According to the New Scientist, scientists have developed some pretty serious new rations:

Food scientists working for the US military have developed a dried food ration that troops can hydrate by adding the filthiest of muddy swamp water or even peeing on it.

Personally, I can’t wait for the civilian spinoffs. This sounds like the perfect emergency foodstuff for Single Guys Who Can’t Cook and Lost the Number for that Pizza Delivery Place.

[To the tune of Múm, “Nightly Cares,” from the album Summer Make Good.]