If they’d had newspapers in the late days of the Roman empire, this is the kind of story that would have run.

New York Daily News – Daily Dish & Gossip – Rush & Molloy: Gotti’s siege of Paris averted by Lizzie

A feud between Victoria Gotti and Paris Hilton would be good enough. But when you toss in Lizzie Grubman as the peacemaker, you know you’re in tabloid heaven.

The battle of the blonds broke out the other day in Miami when Victoria brought her “Growing Up Gotti” sons Carmine, 18, John, 17, and Frankie, 14, to the nightclub Mansion – specifically to meet their fellow reality TV star Paris.

[via Gawker, of course]