— is going nuts over the lost explosives.

Her: Do you think Mohamed ElBaradei is currently running around with 380 tons of Schadenfreude?

Him: The worst thing about working at the IAEA is that nobody can hear you say “I told you so.” On account of all the explosions.

Her: God, wouldn’t it be ironic if the Iraq war actually somehow increased terrorism? Who could have forseen such iron? Maybe ninety percent of the world or something?