We’ve been waiting for an October Surprise….

Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if Sen. John Kerry wins the next election….

Although Cheney would not comment on the details of his proposed attack on a John Kerry-led U.S., national-security experts said he possesses both the capabilities and the motivation to pose a serious threat.

“There is no question that Cheney has the financial assets and intelligence needed to pose a threat to our nation,” said Peter Bergen, terrorism researcher and author of Threats And Balances: Former Executive Branch Officials And The Danger To America. “After all, this fanatic can call upon the resources of both the Republican Party and Halliburton to aid him in his assault. America would be foolish not to take his warning seriously.”

After his speech, Cheney was asked to confirm his remarks.

“Make no mistake: If Kerry becomes president, no one will be safe from me,” Cheney told reporters. “Businesses, places of worship, schools, public parks: No place will offer you refuge. A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of Dick Cheney.”