Read this article, and see if the explanation doesn’t leave you more confused than before.

Newsom’s wife says sex joke has been exaggerated

Mayoral first lady Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom says way too much is being made of her sexually playful comments at a recent gay rights dinner, and that for the record she… absolutely didn’t try to simulate any form of oral sex.

She was just thrusting a pointed fist at herself while making the remarks.

And we thought Teresa Heinz Kerry was sometimes off-message…. Though of course, this is California…