For some reason, this weekend my daughter tried reading to the cats.
Even though she chose an excellent book, it didn’t go that well.
Once they realized they were neither going to be chased nor given food, they completely lost interest in the whole thing.
Still, a noble effort at interspecies communication.
[To the tune of Gladys Knight & The Pips, “Midnight Train to Georgia,” from the album “’70s AM Radio Classics”.]