The opening lines of the LOLCat Bible Translation Project, “a new translation wiki to get the entire Bible translated into kitty pidgin (the language of lolcats:”
Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.
I tried reading a couple verses to my cats, but they weren’t interested. Heathens….
[To the tune of Roger Waters, “What God Wants, Part III,” from the album “Amused to Death“.]