The opening lines of the LOLCat Bible Translation Project, “a new translation wiki to get the entire Bible translated into kitty pidgin (the language of lolcats:”

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.

I’m not certain this was really necessary, but since there’s an SMS Bible, and an effort to translate it into Klingon (very useful for missionary work), why not.

I tried reading a couple verses to my cats, but they weren’t interested. Heathens….

[To the tune of Roger Waters, “What God Wants, Part III,” from the album “Amused to Death“.]