Tonight after dinner we realized that there was a second performance of the pyrotechnic performance art piece that I stumbled upon last night. The dads took several of the kids out, despite worries that they (the kids, not the dads) would be used as fireworks, drowned, or simply left outside a bar to be gang-pressed into some passing merchant marine vessel.

The kids quite enjoyed the show. On the way back home, one of them paid it the ultimate compliment: “That was even worth missing World of Warcraft for!”