I’m at Gate 5, waiting for my flight.
I’m in a shed.
Not exactly, since it’s too big to really be a shed per se. But it’s clearly a temporary structure. A tent with a wooden floor and fabric sides (all covered with huge Ryanair ads, by the way.) The kind of temporary architecture designed to be the cafeteria of a Boy Scout camp, or the main hall of a tractor parts swap meet… not international travel.
If you could take every bad design choice you could think of, put them all together, and scatter than randomly, I would have found them all between the Hamburg bus station and here.
From Changi Terminal 3 to this in two weeks. What a life.