Seen on a friend’s page:
Just got a note from a JDater. And I’m not kidding: The photo shows him wearing a tool belt, stooped by some appliance, perhaps on the verge of installing something I want or should want installed. Bet he could screen in that porch of mine. But he doesn’t want children… I shouldn’t have to pick between kids and a screened-in porch.
[To the tune of Moby, “Extreme Ways,” from the album 18 (I give it 4 stars).]