Biking around town tonight, it looks to me that on Friday night downtown Cambridge is abandoned by everyone but men with foreign accents, and women who think that miniskirts are winter wear. Apparently it’s possible to listen to Amy Winehouse‘s “Fuck Me Pumps” as an etiquette guide, not as the sad song it is.

Though the ability to walk in high heels on cobblestones, while drunk– that takes talent.

[To the tune of Van Morrison, “Wavelength,” from the album Wavelength (a 4-star song, imo).]