When Roger Ebert calls your movie an “assault on the attention span of a generation,” you know you’re in trouble:

Here’s a science-fiction film that’s an insult to the words “science” and “fiction,” and the hyphen in between them.


[To the tune of Johann Johannsson, “Part V: The Sun’s Gone Dim and the Sky’s Turned Black,” from the album IBM 1401, A User’s Manual (a 5-star song, imo).]