This milspec iPad case would be tempting if I had an iPad.

It’s like something Anderson Cooper would read his field notes from.

My favorite detail is that “The interior… [is] quilted and colored like the padded interior walls of heavy transport aircraft.” That puts it over the top.

[To the tune of Dredg, “Zebraskin,” from the album Catch Without Arms (a 2-star song, imo).]